office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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