I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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