nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize