Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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