We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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