so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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