The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize