is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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