i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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