As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Hope youโre getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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