FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I am one with the molecules
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
