drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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