O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Help me help you realize you are a moron
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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