I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
why is half of my head shaved?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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