You're so nebulous sometimes
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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