I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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