So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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