You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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