Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
now i know why i became what i already was.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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