I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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