she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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