so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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