Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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