i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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