Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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