Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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