But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hotel room ftw
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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