i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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