Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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