Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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