my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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