I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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