Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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