As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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