We won't sleep together?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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