Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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