He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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