it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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