let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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