i permit you to call me
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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