I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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