Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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