I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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