just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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