I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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