didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Randomize
