A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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