If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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