Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize
