So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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