Do vagina's smell?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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