Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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