mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
