Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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