At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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